On a two-hour car trip, five year old, Deepa, kept asking her Dad "When are we going to arrive at our campsite destination."
In an attempt to distract her, her Dad asked Deepa to look from the window to a flock of gulls.
He asked her if she could understand their language.
Deepa replied, "Yes Dad, they are also saying 'When are we going to get there?'"
As twelve year old Rohit lay sound asleep on the couch, his dad tried to wake him up.
"The cleaning lady is going to be here, so get up and go to your bedroom Rohit."
Rohit in his sleep suggested "Dad, let her clean the sofa around me like Mom does when you are asleep on the coach."
An inspector came to a middle school in India for inspection.
Visiting a classroom of 6th grade, he asked a question to one of the students:
"Gopal, who broke Shiva's bow"?
"Sir, I did not break it", replied Gopal.
The inspector looked at the class teacher questioning!
"Sir, Gopal is a honest kid. If he says, he has not broken, then it might be right", said the class teacher.
The inspector got furious. He right away called for a meeting with the Principal.
Gopal, the class teacher and the inspector went to the Principals office.
When the Principal was made aware of the whole scenario, the Principal looked at the inspector and said, "Inspector Sahib, it is okay if the Shiva's bow has been broken. We will get a new one issued from the next grant".
So Kids, do you know, who broke Shiva's bow?