Dear Sir or Madam,
(63.786% of you will be Madams)
I cannot help it if,
my memory is good.
I simply open my books and read
(as I should)
I definitely do not spend hours,
learning my dates.
I do sing in the shower
and do not believe in fate
(I can prove the fact)
Lately, I think
I have been slowing down,
it took me 35 seconds to slip into my gown.
You see, even I like dresses
and TV and games.
I do take the time to brush my tresses,
and once played a prank for a dare.
(it was 97.2% safe)
They call me deprecating,
for the world to become geniuses.
But I disagree,
and I hope you realize,
your chances of failing are lower with me!
Watch, amateur primate,
as I transform the world.
Hail, this brilliant brain of mine!
(don't you dare call me modest)
This world, I shall change.
Do not hold me back, I shall not refrain!
I shall carve and shine this jewel called Earth,
while you petty humans sit and fight by the hearth.
So, you see,
a teenage know-it-all,
even I started life with a crawl,
and will probably end it with a fall.
(not really, chances are low)