Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!!
Q: What do you call a rich snake?
A: A GOLD blooded reptile
A man goes to a camel dealer and asks " Please give me your best camel". The dealer says "This is the best camel. To make it run say " "many" to make it walk say " few" and to make it stop say "amen". The man bought the camel. the first day he was able to steer it. On the second day he was ridig the camel on a hill. Suddenly, the owner said, " few". The camel started running very fast then the owner saw that he was heading towards the prepeice of the mountain. But unfortunately he forgot the word he was supposed to say to make it stop. In a panic he prayed, " God please save me, amen". Of course, the camel stopped because his owner said amen. The camel had stopped right at the fearsome prepeice. The owner wiped his eyebrow in relief and said, " Phew that was clo- aaaaaagh!
Q: A man is standing in the rain without anything to cover him, yet he didn't wet ahair on his head. How is this possible?
A: HE WAS BALD!!!!